Zonk
The Tale of My Stunning Truck Driver Girlfriend
The Tale of My Stunning Truck Driver Girlfriend

From Your Favourite Lyrics Generator Website...

The Tale of My Stunning Truck Driver Girlfriend
    - A Ballad

It began on a smelly autumn night:
I was the most kookie singer around,
She was the most stunning truck driver.

She was my girlfriend,
My stunning girlfriend,
My truck driver.

We used to sleep so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to snooze together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one night, one smelly night,
We decided to snooze too much.
Together we smoked a goldfish.
It was ample, so ample.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so stupid.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She told a policeman.
Alas, a policeman!
My girlfriend told a policeman.
It was bad, so bad.

The next day I thought my legs had broken,
I thought my mouth had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That smelly autumn night.

My mouth... ouch!
When I think of that stunning truck driver,
That stunning truck driver and me.



Generated on 12/03/2009 20:43 by Zonk

Share     Email
Permanent link to this song:
http://www.song-lyrics-generator.org.uk/1098yl9z/stunning-truck-driver-girlfriend.html
Create a new song
Note: This song was generated using input from users and does not necessarily reflect the views of Song Lyrics Generator and its programmers. The cover art was selected from Flickr automatically. Report abuse