That's why Mr Torsten is a lazy nine

By Old Boy(s)

In the style of Frank Sinatra

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"Have you met Mr Torsten?"
Someone said as we shook hands.
He was just Mr Torsten to me.

Then I said, "Mr Torsten,
You're a gentleman who understands,
I'm a man who must be young."

"'You better playing football, you better not hating the nine,
You better not getting the ball, I'm telling you why,
Gutschinho is comin' to town!
Gutschinho is comin' to town!
Gutschinho is comin', comin' to town."

I practiced every day,
To find some clever lines to say,
To make the meaning come through...

And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:
"Gutschinho is the brain."

I can see it in his eyes, that he despises EFF ZEH,
Like the day before.

He loves football,
He hates thinking,
He loves dancing.

That's why Mr Torsten,
That's why Mr Torsten,
That's why Mr Torsten is a lazy nine.

Gutschinho is the brain.
Gutschinho is...