Our Evil Zucchini Love

By Lily That Shines Like Dawn

A Love Song For

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This one's for you Mrs Tigerstar!

My love for you is like the most Evil Zucchini,
Your face reminds me of Nasty Frogs,
Together, we are like Meatballs and Ranch.

Oh darling ,
My Evil Zucchini,
My Nasty Carrot,
The perfect companion to my Meatballs soul.

WindClan Cats' Blood are red,
Bruises are blue,
I like Flowers,
But not as much as I love Killing with you!

Oh darling ,
Your Shoulders are like Terrifying Paws on a Leaf-fall day,
You're like the most Creepy Leader to ever walk ShadowClan Territory.

Your Nasty Frog face,
Your Ranch soul,
Your Terrifying Shoulders,
Your Creepy Leader being...

How could I look at another when our Evil Zucchini love is so strong?

I love you Mrs Tigerstar!