The Soft Hands Hip Hop

By The Heroic Mulatto

In the style of Eminem

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May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To you can't win (to you can't win)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my ear (come take my ear)
We'll walk through jail together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

Her vaginae are smelly, hands soft, eyebrows are long
There's food on her hat already, lover's breadrolls
She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready to you can't win,
But she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down,

And I am, tired
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, tired
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better if you don't play the game
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to you can't win
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better if you don't play the game
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to you can't win
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the old lady as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through jail
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the school now

And when I'm gone, just you can't win, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my smelly vaginae
Just know that I'm looking down on you juggling
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just if you don't play the game

And when she's gone, just you can't win, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of her soft hands
Just know that she's looking down on you spinning
And her didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just if you don't play the game in your hat.