Generate lyrics in the style of the Beautiful South The names of six people you've pulled The names of two of your two cleverest friends The names of three crap nightspots A word describing people who frequent these nightspots (e.g. drunk, randy, ugly.) A phrase descibing the people you usually pull, e.g. 'lovely young ladies' or 'ugly mingers.' A synonym for stupid (e.g. dippy.) A synonym for have sex (e.g. hump.) An adjective describing how you feel when you pull (e.g. horny, desparate.) And finally, name your band Note: Hatred, overuse of profanity and naming individuals will probably prevent your song being indexed and may cause it to be deleted by moderators.