How much do they love bears?

By Bob Probably

An Original Song

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They get on with life as a president,
They're a microscopic kinda type.
They like collecting red snails on Sundays,
They like destroying all non-red snails in the week.
They like to contemplate sheep.
But when they start to daydream,
Their mind turns straight to bears.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes,
I notice the way they think about bears with a smile,
Curved lips they just can't disguise.
But they think it's sheep making their life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more?
Sheep or...
Bears?

They like to use words like 'nuclear,'
They like to use words like 'fortified.'
They like to use words about sheep.
But when they stop their talking,
Their mind turns straight to bears.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes,
I notice the way they think about bears with a smile,
Curved lips they just can't disguise.
But they think it's sheep making their life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more?
Sheep or...
Bears?

They like to hang out with TheCreator,
They like to kick back with Human #190578197591705,
But when left alone,
Their mind turns straight to bears.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes,
I notice the way they think about bears with a smile,
Curved lips they just can't disguise.
But they think it's sheep making their life worthwhile.
Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more?
Sheep or...
Bears?

They're not too fond of Galactic Metal Thomas the Train Wars,
They really hate bug goblins,
But they just think back to bears,
And they're happy once again.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!