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That's why Mr John is a A Musician
That's why Mr John is a A Musician

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That's why Mr John is a A Musician
    - In the style of Frank Sinatra

"Have you met Mr John?"
Someone said as we shook hands.
He was just Mr John to me.

Then I said, "Mr John,
You're a gentleman who understands,
I'm a man who must be horny."

"'You better stop whining, you better not wear the same clothes two days in a row,
You better not shoot rabbits, I'm telling you why,
John is comin' to town!
John is comin' to town!
John is comin', comin' to town."

I practiced every day,
To find some clever lines to say,
To make the meaning come through...

And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:
"where do babies come from?"

I can see it in his eyes, that he despises no guitars,
Like the day before.

He loves music,
He hates drawers,
He loves sex.

That's why Mr John,
That's why Mr John,
That's why Mr John is a musician.

where do babies come from?
where do...

Generated on 06/04/2009 13:37 by The Hitmen

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