The Tale of My Adorable Actor Bitch

By baby punch

A Ballad

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It began on a wild Monday night:
I was the most emo doing your mum around,
She was the most adorable actor.

She was my bitch,
My adorable bitch,
My actor.

We used to wash so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to giggle together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one night, one wild night,
We decided to giggle too much.
Together we stripped an elephant.
It was pointy, so pointy.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so sexy.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She sniffed a stripper.
Alas, a stripper!
My bitch sniffed a stripper.
It was crazy, so crazy.

The next day I thought my knees had broken,
I thought my nipples had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That wild Monday night.

My nipples... ouch!
When I think of that adorable actor,
That adorable actor and me.