The Hard Butts Hip Hop

By Anteminem

In the style of Eminem

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May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To lay chairs (to lay chairs)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my sausage (come take my sausage)
We'll walk through Australia together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His sausages are wet, butts hard, noses are runny
There's food on his underpants already, delivery man's fried egg
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to lay chairs,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, a slog
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, a slog
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better eat cars
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to lay chairs
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better eat cars
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to lay chairs
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the streets of cobblestone as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through Australia
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the tower of poo now

And when I'm gone, just lay chairs, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my wet sausages
Just know that I'm looking down on you farting
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just eat cars

And when he's gone, just lay chairs, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his hard butts
Just know that he's looking down on you licking
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just eat cars in your underpants.