This Love is Sweaty But It's Crazy

By Lil Revenue

In the style of Taylor Swift

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We were both fragrant when I first saw you.
You convert to law and the flashback starts:
Jail is where I'm standing in the Friday air.

What are you doing with that new lover?
Who wears that ugly t-shirt,
When I wear a single pinafore,
Dreaming about the day when you wake up and find
That what you're looking for is my ample hair.

So this is me sailing,
Standing in front of you saying, "I shouldn't have cheated!"
And I go back to Friday all the time.
It turns out freedom ain't nothing but running dangerously,
Wishing I'd realised the milkman is your father.
I'd go back to Friday, turn around and do some loving.
I go back to Friday quite often.

Snookums, let's do some daring,
This love is sweaty but it's crazy.
It's a love story, snookums,
Just be my stunning donkey.

We are never ever ever going to try snuggling brutally together,
We are never ever ever going to try snuggling brutally together,
You go talk to your therapist, talk to my accountant, talk to me,
But we are never ever ever ever going to try snuggling brutally together,
Just skipping eloquently forever.

I shouldn't have cheated snookums, I shouldn't have cheated.