That's why Miss Angle is the law

By Dick Noir

In the style of Frank Sinatra

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"Have you met Miss Angle?"
Someone said as we shook hands.
She was just Miss Angle to me.

Then I said, "Miss Angle,
You're a lady who understands,
I'm a man who must be drunk."

"'You better die coughing their blood out, you better not breaking the law,
You better not messing with law, I'm telling you why,
Banta Claus is comin' to town!
Banta Claus is comin' to town!
Banta Claus is comin', comin' to town."

I practiced every day,
To find some clever lines to say,
To make the meaning come through...

And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:
"How to change hands?"

I can see it in her eyes, that she despises criminal scum,
Like the day before.

She loves flashbang,
She hates alien monsters,
She loves egun.

That's why Miss Angle,
That's why Miss Angle,
That's why Miss Angle is the law.

How to change hands?
How to...