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The Tale of My Undead Zombie Countess

The Tale of My Undead Zombie Countess

By Jorn Lande

A Ballad

It began on a pale winter's night:
I was the most dark vampire around,
She was the most undead zombie.

She was my countess,
My undead countess,
My zombie.

We used to dying so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to drinking together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one night, one pale night,
We decided to drinking too much.
Together we killed Dracula.
It was thirsty, so thirsty.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so decaying.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She buried a zombie.
Alas, a zombie!
My countess buried a zombie.
It was dead, so dead.

The next day I thought my teeth had broken,
I thought my neck had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that night,
That pale winter's night.

My neck... ouch!
When I think of that undead zombie,
That undead zombie and me.
Created on 28th January 2015.


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