The Skinny Knees Hip Hop

By Ashtontaker

In the style of Eminem

May I have your attention please?
I'm not afraid (I'm not afraid)
To drive (to drive)
Everybody (everybody)
Come take my hand (come take my hand)
We'll walk through England together, through the storm
Whatever weather, cold or warm

His legs are soft, knees skinny, kidneys are smooth
There's food on his hat already, friend's spagetti
He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready to drive,
But he keeps on forgetting what he wrote down,

And I am, a smart person
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
Radio won't even play my jam
'Cause I am, a smart person
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am?
In the paper, the news everyday I am
I don't know it's just the way I am

You better write
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to drive
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo
You better write
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to drive
This opportunity comes once in a lifetime yo

So lets go back
Follow the MKPC as we go on another episode
Journey with me as I take you through England
I once used to call home sweet home

Well, gotta go, I'm almost at the London Eye now

And when I'm gone, just drive, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of my soft legs
Just know that I'm looking down on you driving
And I didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just write

And when he's gone, just drive, don't mourn
Rejoice every time you hear the sound of his skinny knees
Just know that he's looking down on you writing
And his didn't feel a thing, So baby don't feel no pain
Just write in your hat.