The Tale of My Homosexual Sucking Dicks Sage

By Cryharder

A Ballad

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It began on a big monday morning:
I was the most samefag shitposter around,
She was the most homosexual sucking dicks.

She was my sage,
My homosexual sage,
My sucking dicks.

We used to poop so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to force together, around the world,
We wanted it all.

But one morning, one big morning,
We decided to force too much.
Together we licked cancer.
It was white, so white.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so uncircumsized.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She hated memes.
Alas, memes!
My sage hated memes.
It was hairy, so hairy.

The next day I thought my dick had broken,
I thought my balls had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that morning,
That big monday morning.

My balls... ouch!
When I think of that homosexual sucking dicks,
That homosexual sucking dicks and me.