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Our Gross Egg plant Love

Our Gross Egg plant Love

By Dumbledore

A Love Song For Severus

This one's for you Professor Snape!

My love for you is like the most gross egg plant,
Your face reminds me of disgusting owls,
Together, we are like bertie blot's every flavor jellybeans and ear wax.

Oh darling Severus,
My gross egg plant,
My disgusting zuchini,
The perfect companion to my bertie blot's every flavor jellybeans soul.

Paint are red,
Sky are blue,
I like Harry Potter,
But not as much as I love flying with you!

Oh darling Severus,
Your hands are like oily wands on a spring day,
You're like the most atrocious Head Master to ever walk Hogwarts.

Your disgusting owl face,
Your ear wax soul,
Your oily hands,
Your atrocious Head Master being...

How could I look at another when our gross egg plant love is so strong?

I love you Professor Snape!
Created on 14th July 2015.

Auto Praise for Our Gross Egg plant Love

"Can you feel the love tonight? I certainly can. Severus is so lucky to feature in a song like this."
- DJ Smooth, Awesome Tunes Magazine
"'Comparing love to a gross egg plant is beautiful - just beautiful!"
- Little Max, The Pop Pop Channel
"Disgusting owls? Seriously? Pass me a bucket. I can't deal with this level of blurgh."
- A Web User With Lots of Opinions
"This song talks to me. I too have a ear wax soul."
- Dan Gloop Jr, Facebook

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