Hoard All The Nutella Teleport One More Time

By DerpFactory

In the Style of Britney Spears

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Oh John Egbert, John Egbert!
Oh Teleport, Teleport!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
Jazzepi is Slenderman's daughter!
Give me a sign,
Hoard all the nutella Teleport one more time!

Oh John Egbert, John Egbert!
Oh Jazzepi, Jazzepi!
I'm addicted to you.
Don't you know that you're sexy!
And I love what you do.
Don't you know that you're sexy!

Oh John Egbert, John Egbert!
Oh Teleport, Teleport!
I think I did it again,
I made you believe Jazzepi was not born to troll,
Oh Teleport!
To troll people like that is just so typically me.
Oh John Egbert, John Egbert!

Ugggh asdfghjkl;!.. I did it again!
I refused to read Homestuck!

Oh John Egbert, John Egbert!
Oh Jazzepi, Jazzepi!
I think I made you believe Teleport is not in love with Eridan.
Ugggh asdfghjkl;!.. You think Teleport is not in love with Eridan.

Oh John Egbert, John Egbert!
I'm not that a troll!
You see my problem is this,
everybody talks everybody talks oohhh,
Wishing Jazzepi and Teleport were my siblings.

Oh John Egbert, John Egbert!
Oh Teleport, Teleport!
Oh Jazzepi, Jazzepi!
Oh Teleport, Teleport!
Oh Jazzepi, Jazzepi!
I must confess,
I still believe (still believe),
Jazzepi is Slenderman's daughter!
Give me a sign,
Hoard all the nutella Teleport one more time!