That's why Mr Scaramanga is a master

By stefank and the oberdeppen

In the style of Frank Sinatra

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"Have you met Mr Scaramanga?"
Someone said as we shook hands.
He was just Mr Scaramanga to me.

Then I said, "Mr Scaramanga,
You're a gentleman who understands,
I'm a man who must be oberdepp."

"'You better answer like me, you better not have different answers,
You better not disagree, I'm telling you why,
Deppen-spiel is comin' to town!
Deppen-spiel is comin' to town!
Deppen-spiel is comin', comin' to town."

I practiced every day,
To find some clever lines to say,
To make the meaning come through...

And then I went and spoilt it all, by saying something stupid like:
"i will participate in deppenspiel."

I can see it in his eyes, that he despises google,
Like the day before.

He loves deppen,
He hates cheating,
He loves questions.

That's why Mr Scaramanga,
That's why Mr Scaramanga,
That's why Mr Scaramanga is a master.

i will participate in deppenspiel.
i will...